Edvard Munch had a Two-Year Old

Oct 20, 2010 by

You know this painting? I’ve decided he must have had a two-year old son who decided dinner time was Scream Like a Gorram Lunatic Time. Operation: The Kids Eat What We Eat is going well. And by “well” I mean “someone get me a shot of vodka so I can pour it directly in my eye for the fastest way to Happy ...

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Jersey boy. Alternately titled: life with my toddl...

Oct 15, 2010 by

Scene: I was making dinner and the children were fighting, as usual. I watched Sawyer hit Charlotte and miss, and he fell forward onto the couch. No damage was done, except to his pride. He came running to me, tearfully. I, of course, being the awesome mom I am, grabbed my iPhone. Him: MOM-AAA. Momma! Hey Momma!Me: Yes, baby? Him: Wook! I gotta...

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