The Best Paleo Maple Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookie ...

Sep 27, 2012 by

I have this recipe for The Best Grain-Free Gluten-Free Paleo Bread (In the history of man) that I posted almost two years ago that has almost 200 comments, of which almost all are people testifying that the bread was awesome¬† and they loved it and it changed their wee grain-free lives. So I don’t take it lightly when I call these the Best...

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Balsamic Bacon Blue Cheese-Stuffed Almond-Crusted ...

Jun 14, 2012 by

Yeah…so that’s a lot of adjectives but that’s what the meal was and if I left any of those delicious words out, it would just be less awesome. For sure. Right? This time around on the sugar detox, I am letting myself have dairy. I know it’s TECHNICALLY sugar (lactose, yadda yadda) but wine is TECHNICALLY just grapes and...

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Paleo Bacon-Wrapped Spinach Mini Meatloaf (Gorgonz...

Nov 8, 2011 by

This morning, my stupid alarm did its stupid harp stupid sound at four-stupid-forty-stupid-five. I went out in the stupid rain to the gym where I sucked at stupid squat cleans. I came home, made my husband his breakfast (yes, I am awesome; yes, he knows), got in the shower, and ran downstairs to start my own. I was just going to saute some onions...

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Collard Greens with Bacon, Carrots, and Turnips

Oct 29, 2010 by

The other day I went shopping when I hungry. I know, you guys. I KNOW. Among other things, I ended up with what now seems like a 12-pound bad of organic fresh chopped collard greens. First, hit up Twitter: A few people sent links and most of them would have required an extra trip to the store and since I’m solo parenting this week, the...

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Spicy Bacon Guacamole Dip

Oct 10, 2010 by

    Print This!     Spicy Bacon Guacamole Dip What you need: 4 avocados 4 medium tomatoes 4 jalapenos 1 lb bacon 1/4 c. finely diced red onion 2 tbsp sour cream 2 tbsp mayo 1-2 tsp salsa seasoning (I use this brand but it’s just because I’m lazy. You can use dashes of onion powder,...

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Bacon and Spinach Crustless Quiche with Caramelize...

Oct 1, 2010 by

Some people were telling me I wasn’t getting enough fat. Some people were telling me I wasn’t getting enough protein I also needed to lower calories. How can I fix all three? Quiche! With BACON! This is ridiculously easy, save for the 742 hours it takes to caramelize the onions.     Print...

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Bacon-Wrapped Mini Salmon Cakes with Asparagus

Sep 16, 2010 by

Yeah, okay. That’s a really long title. What I wanted to call these things was LITTLE BITES OF AWESOME but, alas, that doesn’t query well in search engines. I have to give credit where credit is due. This recipe is entirely my original creation. No one else’s. However, it was Dan from At Darwin’s Table who got my wheels...

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Bacon and Crab Stuffed Mushrooms

Sep 13, 2010 by

Now if we’re being honest, I hate mushrooms. I WANT to like mushrooms. I like mushroom FLAVOR. But it’s the actual consistency of the mushrooms that I just cannot get past. They remind me of worms. And they kind of taste like dirt, so I think of eating an earthworm every time I try one. (I love sushi and squid so I don’t know why...

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