Jersey boy. Alternately titled: life with my toddler
Scene: I was making dinner and the children were fighting, as usual. I watched Sawyer hit Charlotte and miss, and he fell forward onto the couch. No damage was done, except to his pride. He came running to me, tearfully. I, of course, being the awesome mom I am, grabbed my iPhone.
Him: MOM-AAA. Momma! Hey Momma!
Me: Yes, baby?
Him: Wook! I gotta owie!
Me: Where, I don’t see it?
Him: Wook! IT’S RIGHT DERE!Char-wiss HIT ME IN DA FACE.
Me: Um, Charlotte did not hit you. I was right here.
Him: I WILL CUT YOU! (Translated from Toddlerese: SNARFBLURGH HABIKFROT RAWR!)
Related Posts
Tags
Share This
Such a cute baby!!!! Adorable!!
I feel sort of bad that I can't stop laughing at that last picture…but not bad enough to actually try to stop laughing at that picture
Yep. It's awesome when you call them on it, isn't it?? :)
haha! i can't tell if i'm laughing at that last picture because it's funny, or if it's because i'm legitimately terrified.
Is it wrong that I often think of changing my name to something other then Mama when it is stuck on repeat coming out of my toddler's mouth? And, I'm pretty sure apple developed the iPhone specifically so parents can document the craziness of our kids!
We have the opposite situation. Both kids will be in the other room – barely out of visible range – and suddenly my son will come in screaming, immediately followed by his older sister yelling, "I was barely touching him!"
He is good. I loved how he upped it as you didn't play the game. The last shot just made me laugh. iPhones are totally awesome
OMG that last picture is fabulous. HA. THE RAGE!!!!
Hahahaha, the last picture is awesomely hilarious!! I fear the damage that little dude could cause if he and my 2-year-old daughter ever teamed up. She is the exact same way. Funny and scary all at the same time.