Jersey boy. Alternately titled: life with my toddler
Scene: I was making dinner and the children were fighting, as usual. I watched Sawyer hit Charlotte and miss, and he fell forward onto the couch. No damage was done, except to his pride. He came running to me, tearfully. I, of course, being the awesome mom I am, grabbed my iPhone.
Him: I WILL CUT YOU! (Translated from Toddlerese: SNARFBLURGH HABIKFROT RAWR!)